Job-Growth Industries
The 10 industries with fastest projected job growth, 1994-2005:
Industry  Percent
Change
Health services   84.1
Residential care   82.7
Computer and data processing services  69.5
Individual and miscellaneous social services  68.8
Miscellaneous business services    68.4
Child day care services   59.4
Personnel supply services  58.1
Services to buildings  58.0
Miscellaneous equipment rental and leasing  50.8
Management and public relations  46.5

                     —Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics, U.S. Department of Labor, 12/1/95

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  —Anonymous

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed zone. It not only measured his speed using radar it also photographed his car. He later received a ticket in the mail for $40 and a photo of his car. Instead of payment, he sent the police department a photograph of $40. 

Several days later, he received another letter from the police department that contained a picture of handcuffs. He paid the $40.

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           —Lynda Montgomery
  

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           —Colby, “Survivor” TV Show     

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—Humorist Bob Orben